nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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