glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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