I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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