i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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