come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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