omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Come share oat with me in your robe
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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