Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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