Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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