Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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