I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
