i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
