I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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