Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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