There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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