called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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