1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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