i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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