She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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