i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
