just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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