Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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