Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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