He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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