After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
