why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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