I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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