I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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