Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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