well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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