Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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