you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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