If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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