I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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