butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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