i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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