Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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