Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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