ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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