whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize