Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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