so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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