I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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