I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Houston, we have a squirter
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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