Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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its like you know when i get waxed
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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