How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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