He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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