I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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