Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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