Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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