you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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