I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
two words...techno handjob
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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