tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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