i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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